AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I’VE been texting this girl for quite a while now and we send each other very dirty messages that get me rock-hard.

In the messages she says she wants me to lick her arsehole and then ram my big cock up it.

She’s a mate of a mate and when I finally met her she looked like she wouldn’t say boo to a goose. She sipped soft drinks all night and I couldn’t get her to talk dirty, no matter how much I tried.

So, to my surprise, she agreed to come back to my flat. Once inside, she changed completely and told me to get my pants off.

She sucked on my dick until I thought it might fall off. Then she spat on her hand, rubbed her bumhole and said: “Shoot, big boy.”

I speared her arse and creamed the lot in. Since then the texts have got even filthier, but I can’t figure out why she’s so shy and quiet when we’re together in public.

Any thoughts? SHE’S probably a psycho – watch out! WHY not see if your wife suggests it first. RH, Hull I’VE always had this fantasy about watching the wife with another woman, but she’d always been dead against it.

So I got a bit of a shock when my birthday came round recently and she asked me what present I’d like.

Half-joking, I repeated my fantasy wish and told her that I’d like to ser her and another woman going at it in the sack. This time, to my amazement, she agreed! She set it all up with a lesbian she works with and, when she brought the short-haired busty blonde back from the pub, left the bedroom door ajar so I could watch.

They were soon naked and the wife was sucking on the other bird’s big tits before the lesbo produced a huge dildo which they used on each other until they both orgasmed. Once the other woman had gone, I gave my missus a belting shag. Dare I suggest another session? RF, Kent