Beauties’ lesbo show cost me my girlfriend
I’VE just returned from a lads’ holiday in the Canary Islands.
By the end of our first night my mates had porked several babes but me being an old romantic at heart I had promised my girl I’d be faithful.
So the closest I’d come to getting my knob wet was when one of my mates brought home a boiler and started banging her in the bed next to mine.
But on the last night I was totally pissed and managed to lose all my pals.
I decided to make my own way back to the hotel and got a bit lost trying to find my room.
At the end of one corridor I saw two women kissing and fondling each other outside a room.
I walked towards them and then to my surprise they invited me in.
They were both Geordie lasses and quite good looking. One was a cute little blonde and the other was a flamed-haired, big-busted stunna.
They explained that they were lesbians so I couldn’t join in but they really enjoyed having an audience sometimes.
I sat on the balcony as they took off on the couch. They were soon on their backs taking it in turn to lick one another’s wet fannies. They were putting fingers up both holes and chewing on fanny lips while I just sat and watched with aching balls.
Finally they took it in turns to give me a blowjob and then let me jerk off over their lovely tits.
Last weekend I did the decent thing and told my girlfriend about it – and she booted me in the balls and told me I was dumped.
But I don’t think I did anything wrong, did I?
YOU mean apart from telling her? You plonker!