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HARRY STYLES IS A HOMELESS WOMAN! Judge Rinder’s dodgy verdict

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TELLY star Judge Rinder thought Harry Styles was a HOMELESS GIRL.

The outspoken TV personalit­y believed the former One Direction heartthrob was a girl who lived on the streets after bumping into him outside a fitness class.

Judge Rinder, also known as Robert, left a local gym when he bumped into the Dunkirk actor and took pity on his scruffy appearance.

He said: “The other day, while I was mopping sweat off my four-pack, I noticed in the distance a strange feral creature heading towards the locker room.

“Was it lost, I wondered. Then I LOSS OF DIRECTION? Scruffy Harry had telly star fooled thought, what a sweet-looking young woman, it is such a shame that she is homeless, before realising that it was Harry Styles looking for the weights. “He looks awfully hairy these days – but no more so than Guy Ritchie, who sometimes walks in with a huge beard, as if hiding food in it for a post-workout snack.” His popular TV show, Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories, is set to return for a second series and is even tipped to be heading Stateside as well. The 39-year-old criminal law barrister shot to fame as the savage TV judge in 2014 and won a whole new legion of fans when he appeared on Strictly Come Dancing last year.

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