HARRY STYLES IS A HOME­LESS WOMAN! Judge Rin­der’s dodgy verdict

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TELLY star Judge Rin­der thought Harry Styles was a HOME­LESS GIRL.

The out­spo­ken TV per­son­al­ity be­lieved the for­mer One Di­rec­tion heart­throb was a girl who lived on the streets af­ter bump­ing into him out­side a fit­ness class.

Judge Rin­der, also known as Robert, left a lo­cal gym when he bumped into the Dunkirk ac­tor and took pity on his scruffy ap­pear­ance.

He said: “The other day, while I was mop­ping sweat off my four-pack, I no­ticed in the dis­tance a strange feral crea­ture head­ing to­wards the locker room.

“Was it lost, I won­dered. Then I LOSS OF DI­REC­TION? Scruffy Harry had telly star fooled thought, what a sweet-look­ing young woman, it is such a shame that she is home­less, be­fore re­al­is­ing that it was Harry Styles look­ing for the weights. “He looks aw­fully hairy these days – but no more so than Guy Ritchie, who some­times walks in with a huge beard, as if hid­ing food in it for a post-work­out snack.” His pop­u­lar TV show, Judge Rin­der’s Crime Sto­ries, is set to re­turn for a se­cond se­ries and is even tipped to be head­ing State­side as well. The 39-year-old crim­i­nal law bar­ris­ter shot to fame as the sav­age TV judge in 2014 and won a whole new le­gion of fans when he ap­peared on Strictly Come Danc­ing last year.

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