Midweek Sport

Picture this: I’m nuts deep in wife’s mate

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I WAS f**king the wife’s best mate at our house the other day when I had a huge pang of guilt as I saw our wedding photo on the sideboard.

My wife’s pal was dressed in a red leather outfit that consisted of several strategica­lly-placed straps and zips.

The outfit left her tits, fanny and arse exposed and I had one hand up her pussy and my cock up her arse. But it all went floppy when I saw the photo. She asked me what was wrong and I lied and said I had cramp in my leg and would have to pull out.

I then told her we would have to call it off as I still loved my wife.

But when the missus got home from work I remembered why I was having an affair – she’s put on six stones since the wedding and gets puffed out just opening the fridge door.

Now her mate has got the hump and is threatenin­g to tell the missus all about our little affair.

What should I do?

Dani says…

HIDE the photo next time she comes round. FT, Herts

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