Pic­ture this: I’m nuts deep in wife’s mate

Midweek Sport - - #MY SEX FANTASY -

I WAS f**king the wife’s best mate at our house the other day when I had a huge pang of guilt as I saw our wedding photo on the side­board.

My wife’s pal was dressed in a red leather out­fit that con­sisted of sev­eral strate­gi­cally-placed straps and zips.

The out­fit left her tits, fanny and arse ex­posed and I had one hand up her pussy and my cock up her arse. But it all went floppy when I saw the photo. She asked me what was wrong and I lied and said I had cramp in my leg and would have to pull out.

I then told her we would have to call it off as I still loved my wife.

But when the mis­sus got home from work I re­mem­bered why I was hav­ing an af­fair – she’s put on six stones since the wedding and gets puffed out just open­ing the fridge door.

Now her mate has got the hump and is threat­en­ing to tell the mis­sus all about our lit­tle af­fair.

What should I do?

Dani says…

HIDE the photo next time she comes round. FT, Herts

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