Midweek Sport

Hubby and I lust after some lap dance loving

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Dear Dani,

MY hubby came home from a night out with the lads recently and was so horny that I was soon on the lounge floor with my knees either side of my ears. It was the best shag I’d had for ages, but I couldn’t calm him down. On the way upstairs he took me from behind on the landing and once in bed he rammed home again from the front. As we lay there exhausted, he told me about the raunchy girls he’d just seen at a lap dancing club. Gobble

I couldn’t believe the effect it had had on him but I was very grateful, if a little sore, that he’d been there. To give my fanny some slight relief I took his prick in my mouth and gave him a right good gobble.

A day or two later, my curiosity got the better of me and I went with a mate to the club to see for myself what it was all about. And I wasn’t disappoint­ed. The girls were sensationa­l. We were having a drink at the bar when one of the girls came over and said she knew me from way back.

It was a friend I’d last seen 10 years before at university.

We had a great chat and I explained why I was there. We laughed and joked and she offered to come round to my place and show me a few routines to get my husband fired up again.

When she called we had a drink and then behind closed curtains we stripped off to some raunchy music.

When we were both naked and close up, she suddenly kissed me full on the lips and I responded.

Her hands were down to my fanny and she fingerf**ked me to orgasm.

We spent the rest of the afternoon in bed bringing each other off with our fingers and tongues.

I told my husband, thinking it would really turn him on, but instead it sent him off the deep end.

We are still shagging, but I’m seeing my girlfriend, too. What should I do?

Dani says…

CARRY on. It sounds great.

Dear Dani,

I’M a good-looking blonde lady with a nice pair of boobs and long legs.

I own my own home, run my own small business and drive a nice little sports car.

Fellas always queue up to go out with me, and I have no short of male attention.

But when they get me into bed they discover my one flaw.

I have quite a wide fanny, which usually leaves them – and me – feeling a little dissatisfi­ed. Is there anything I can I do?

LK, Hants

Dani says…

FIND yourself a well-hung stud. There are plenty of “big boys” out there who I’m sure will be able to satisy you – and themselves!

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