Thumb up the bum had her moaning in pleasure

LAST week I was drinking in an unfamiliar pub when I clocked a stunna alone at the bar. She caught me staring at her and made eyes at me – so I went to chat her up. I found it remarkable that none of the local lads had tried to move in on her. She was heavily madeup and it did occur to me that she might not look quite so beautiful in the cold light of day. Anyway, come closing time she toddled to the ladies and a couple of guys came up to me. One said: “You want to be careful there. They’ve all had her.” I told them it was none of their business and the woman came home with me. Back at my place we were soon stripped off and she gobbled me to hardness, nibbling and teasing my bellend before sinking my whole shaft to the back of her throat. She managed to keep me on the verge of shooting for a good while and then swivelled round on the bed so that her furry bush was over my face.

I thrust my tongue deep into her dripping hole while easing her further apart with my fingers.

After gorging myself on her musky juices for a bit, I concentrated on showing off my own oral skills by licking up and down the length of her slit and using my thumb on her bumhole, which made her moan with pleasure.

Then I got her hard love-bean between my lips and sucked on it as she wriggled her round arse in appreciation.

Then we got into the missionary position with her legs spread wide in her eagerness to feel my meat inside her.

I plunged in deep and managed to hold on for a good while, thrusting in rhythm with her panting until neither of us could hold on any more and I spurted into her spasming hole.

We spent hours banging way before collapsing exhausted. The next morning when I awoke she had left for work, leaving me sober, if a little hungover, marvelling at my own insanity.

I’d two packs of condoms in my bedside cabinet but I hadn’t used one of them.

And it gets worse. Another bloke came up to me in the pub the other night and reckoned he’d caught a dose off the same woman. I’m in a right old sweat. What’ll I do?

AF, Nottingham

Ashleigh says…

GET a check-up, for a start. Then arrange for another test...on your brain!