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Wedding bells babe is a real dark horse

I’VE backed myself into a corner with my girlfriend – we make love about twice a week but from my point of view it’s not enough. So I’ve been getting a nookie top-up from my secretary at work. It started when I took her for a meal after we’d worked hard on a project all week. I went back to her place and we had wild sex. Since then I have had extra sex on tap. It’s wonderful because she is as sex-crazed as I am and we seem to do it whenever and wherever the fancy takes us.

Just last week I was dictating a letter to her and instead of “yours faithfully” I said: “Spread your legs”.

She did it instantly and I came round from my desk and fingerblastered her wet fanny.

The problem is that I fear my girl suspects. How can I get out of this? EVERY year about this time my missus prices up trains to London.

October 15 is our wedding anniversary and we leave the kids with neighbours for our usual trip to the capital. That’s where we met – on the train to London. I’m an electrician and got offered rewiring work in the West End. Within seconds of sitting down, there she was looking so stunning I got a hard-on straight away.

Her 34D rack was jutting out while her short skirt rode up to show the curves of her bum. We got chatting and after a while we were all over each other. I had my fingers in her pants before we reached Watford and she was tickling my eight-incher.

She then rode me to a climax in the loos before giving me the best blowjob I’d ever had.

Every year since we have repeated the tryst but this time she wants to go separately, pretend we’ve never met and go for it in full view of all the other passengers.

What do you reckon? I WAS at a workmate’s wedding reception and when I headed to the gents for my first piss of the evening, I heard sex noises coming from one of the cubicles.

I thought it must be a randy bridesmaid, but then I heard a bloke cry out the name of the bride!

I quietly got into the next cubicle and peered over the top to see her there, gorging on the wedding photographer’s cock.

The dirty devils must have f**ked away for 15 minutes before they came out. I even heard her at one point tell him to “do me up the arse”!

I was shocked and it’ll break my mate’s heart if he finds out his wife’s cheated.

But if I keep my trap shut she might keep shagging random strangers behind his back.

FG, Lancs

Bexie says…

YOU need to talk to your girlfriend about your sexual needs. It may be time to quit. SOUNDS like she’s certainly got a full head of steam up. Make sure you don’t get caught out though. YOUR mate needs to know. GB, Liverpool DM, Cheshire