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Generous neighbour gets dirty as I hit 30

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I’M coming up to my 30th birthday and I’ve been worrying about getting old. I’ve been on the pull every night to prove to myself that I’ve still got what it takes. And after bedding a 20-year-old blonde, I knew I must still be in pretty good shape. But she ruined it the next morning by asking me how old I was and shrieking when I said: “Thirty next month.” She told me without a hint of humour that she didn’t normally go for “old blokes” – the cheeky mare! It left me so emotionall­y scarred that I took a sickie the next day and went down the boozer. appreciate the body of a guy who’s not even 30 yet but experience­d enough to give you a f**k worth having.”

Feeling a bit pissed and horny I asked her back to my place.

Before I’d even shut the door she was dragging my clothes off and when I pulled her kit off I was amazed to see a really sexy body.

We shagged on the sofa and then over the table in the kitchen before heading upstairs for a mammoth session in the bedroom.

Then we shared a shower – and we started all over again.

And she didn’t get stroppy when my little fella started to show the strains.

She’d always struck me as a “good sort” when I’d seen her in the street. But in the bedroom…wow! And her dirty talk amazed me. She called herself a “dirty whore” and demanded that I “shag her senseless”.

The best bit was when she gave me blowjobs – she could do deep throat on my cock with ease and she swallowed every last drop of my steaming hot ball brew when I shot my load, without any complaints.

I went down on her and her pussy was, well, just like every other wrinkled and moist love hole I’d ever encountere­d.

So, fellas of a certain age, grab a granny – she’ll keep your pecker up.

HN, Devon

Bexie says…

I’M in my 20s and I’m not so blinkered about fella’s ages. But good on you for keeping the older generation happy! ABOUT six weeks ago I got a text message from someone claiming to have f**ked the missus.

I wrote it off as a sick joke, but a couple of days later I was shocked to be sent a video clip of my wife sucking some man’s cock.

It really turned me on and I want to be there next time to watch.

What should I do?

Bexie says…

DON’T be a wimp. You must tell her what you’ve seen, and what you want.

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