Nothing leisurely about bonking pair of nymphs
WELCOME to the World famous Sport Agony page! No other newspaper’s agony aunts can offer the level of advice – or experience – than our own Agony Angels! This week SAM TYE has been reading through your letters. And here’s her advice for you… Dear Sam,
ME and my best mate work together as lifeguards in a leisure centre. One morning on our early shift two gorgeous blonde girls aged about 18 or 19 came down, looking for a swim. We explained that we were not open just yet but they persuaded us to let them in – with a surprising flash of their lovely tits. They soon emerged from the changing rooms in the tiniest bikinis I’d ever seen, that showed off their lovely arses, too.
Bulges
After a few minutes of us ogling them, the girls commented on the growing bulges in our shorts and asked if we fancied a dip in their plunge pools!
Well, we didn’t need asking twice – so we took them upstairs to the saunas for some privacy, in case any of the other centre staff arrived and clocked us fooling about with the lusty lasses.
Before long we had taken off their skimpy bikinis, and after admiring their neatly-trimmed bushes, we started drinking from their tidy furry cups.
They then returned the favour by sucking our hard cocks – slobbering up and down the full length of our shafts which resulted in us climaxing heavily all over their massive melons.
Still rock-hard, we then turned them over and started banging them doggy-style, facing each other so they could enjoy some long, lingering French kisses together.
It was the horniest thing I’d ever done with a couple of birds, and I felt on the cusp of blowing my load for a second time.
We then swapped girls and lay back and let them ride us hard and fast for about 10 minutes.
It was fantastic watching the girl on top of me going for it and I could also see her mate sliding up and down on my mate’s knob.
After they had orgasmed the girls had a really full-on lesbian sex session together and they loved it when we wanked off all over them – splashing hot spunk all over their faces and boobs.
These hot, early-morning shagging sessions have been going on for a few weeks now but it’s starting to affect our jobs.
Basically, we are both absolutely knackered by the time the pair of them leave the leisure centre and we often find ourselves nodding off at the side of the pool during the day.
What should we do? DF, Mids
Sam says…
YOU will just have to start going to bed earlier each night – so that you have more strength and stamina to enjoy these randy pool babes…while you still can!
Dear Sam,
MY wife is a truly wonderful woman but she has always been a bit of a bore in the bedroom, to be honest.
She has a mate I fancy and I got the impression she liked me, too.
This woman is a bit younger than me – I’m 36 – and has a slim figure.
The other week I came home from work to find her and my missus fiddling with one of their mobiles.
They’d had a bit to drink and my wife said it was my “lucky night”.
She said they knew I fancied her mate and told me to go upstairs.
My wife’s mate followed me up, stripped down to her stockings and fished my knob out before gobbling me off.
Then she got on top of me and started to buck away. And while this was going on my missus was filming us on her phone.
Then I noticed she had a vibrator and had stuck it up her pal’s bumhole.
I exploded up her mate and my missus got a close-up of the moment.
Since then my wife can’t stop watching the clip on her phone and our sex life is actually worse than ever – I’ve not had the faintest sniff since that night.
What should I do? LW, London
Sam says…
SEE if the idea of filming the pair of you in action in the bedroom gets her going again.