I’m panting for babe’s thongs!

Dear Sam,

I’M a 39-year-old man, 6ft tall, with a large stocky build and long blond hair.

I recently moved from Scotland to the south of England where I’ve found a beautiful girl.

She’s quite petite and usually dresses in skimpy tops and little size 6 frocks.

When she has been out at work at the supermarket I started to rifle through her underwear drawers and have a good sniff around.

At first I just used to put her panties and thongs over my face and have a big, sweaty wank while deeply inhaling the musky scent.

But after a couple of weeks of doing this, I moved on to actually wearing her thongs and walking around with a big boner.

At first it was just for masturbatory purposes, but now I find I’m addicted to dressing up in her undies.

I wear her thongs every day – even underneath my work trousers – but now she is becoming suspicious and keeps telling me that most of her little, cotton thongs are all stretched out of shape.

I’m pretty worried because I don’t want to lose her and I think deep down she knows something’s up.

I am beginning to act differently, and I’m wondering if a man can actually be trapped inside a woman’s body.

To be honest, I feel quite confused about myself – and my relationship with this wonderful girl.

What should I do? BC, Hampshire

Sam says…

WEAR Y-fronts for a few weeks, and you’ll be right as rain!