POSH ‘N’ SEXT! Upper-crust magazine’s mucky mobile fun guide

POSH magazine has issued an upper-class guide to SEXTING.

The publication says even kinky messaging can be done stylishly and have printed a guide for its readers on how to up their sex lives with their mobile phones.

The guide says that “words are a sex playground” and encourages texters to get extra naughty with their sexts.

While smartphones and laptops have become tools for seduction, there is, apparently, a right and wrong way to get frisky while using them.

Tatler, read by posh birds like Pippa Middleton, recommends pretending to get naked if it helps them get in the mood. though, Tatler are reluctant to encourage their readers to snap a saucy shot and said it’s a “case-by-case basis”.

Their guide added: “It’s advisable not to whizz off a picture you just took down your trousers to someone you haven’t had sex with yet.”

One outrageous suggestion included sexting during a meeting as the ideal situation to get busy with your phone.

Other nuggets of advice include never sexting after a fight and not getting distracted by things when texts begin to heat up a bit.

The guide also offers advice for when to play it cool, saying: “If things aren’t heating up, don’t get pushy.”

Luckily, Tatler also offers advice for when things could go terribly wrong, adding: “Just pretend someone took your phone and deny everything.

“Or leave the country forever. Or say you were heavily medicated.” IN THE RUDE MOOD: Mag tells readers how to get texty and sexy!