Busted balls burglar sues shop owner over injuries

A SHOP owner is being sued by a burglar who injured his BALLS while robbing his business.

A caller named Kevin told Ireland’s RTE’s Liveline programme that three men had taken part in the break-in.

But he says one of the burglars injured his testicles while making a getaway from the shop.

Kevin told the show: “While they were making their getaway there happened to be someone there and they were caught red-handed.

“The guards came and they were chased back into the store and in the process one of them injured themselves.

“He injured himself on a shelf or something.

“He had a cut to his scrotum. In the medical report, it said he had to get stitches.”

Kevin said the three men were given a six-month prison sentence suspended for two years.

But he added: “I got a letter from his solicitor asking me to take all responsibility for the accident.

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