Fat lass wants to shag me!
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SOMEONE sent me a mystery card last week. I thought it was a girl at work who posted it, as she’s always talking about f**king me. She’s got big tits and looks like she’d be a right laugh in the bedroom.
When I asked her she laughed and said no, it was a girl from accounts – who is almost 17 stone!
She’s really not my cup of tea, but I started to think, any port in a storm and all that. And pressing the flesh has got to beat wanking, right?
Anyway, I ended up spunking all over this fat bird’s tits in the office the other night after a great spot of motorboating to warm her up.
I haven’t f**ked her yet but she gives great oral. Should I do it?
GW, South Wales
Bexi says…
I THINK you already know the answer.
Now you’d best get cracking! I WORK as a porter in a high-class store in the posh part of London. I’m just a straight, ordinary guy, aged 30, trying to get by and I don’t do badly where women are concerned.
One day two gorgeous women – one Aussie and the other a Swede – came in and said they’d noticed me and thought how hunky I looked.
They said that one of the counter girls had told them where I hung out and they’d come along to get to know me better.
With that one of the girls bent over the counter and pulled her pants and tights down and told me to f**k her!
I’m not one to pass up an opportunity like that when it’s offered on a plate.
So, no problem. The other girl watched everything as I took the first girl from behind – slowly at first and then with great gusto before I shot my load deep inside her hot slit.
She was saying all sorts, Swedish, while I shagged her. in
When I’d finished, and she’d almost brought the house down with her screams of delight, the Aussie got to work.
She’d been idly stroking her pussy lips and fiddling with her clit as I shafted the Swede and she said: “Now it’s my turn.”
She dropped to her knees and took my cock, still damp with Swedish fanny batter, into her mouth for a lingering blowjob.
When it was all over I was stunned, but they insisted they’d be back for more.
Now I do them in my morning break every Wednesday and Friday.
Sometimes I shag the Aussie and get a Swedish blowjob – and then sometimes it’s the other way round.
They are loaded and want me to tag along on a skiing hol they’ve planned.
Should I go?
Bexi says…
DP, Middlesex WHAT are you waiting for? Go and pack your ski gear now!