THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

Dear Bexi,

I’M a 37-year-old single bloke with a fetish for wearing women’s shoes – including stilettos – and in total I have around 200 pairs of them.

I buy a couple of pairs a week and wear them around the house for a while before putting them back in their boxes and storing them in my loft.

I really like the way they make my short, hairy legs look good in stockings.

Then I met a lady a few months ago and she recently moved in with me. Things were going great for a while and the sex was fantastic, mainly because she too like stockings and stilettos and kept them on during our romps.

But when she saw my collection – and particularly me wearing the kinky kit – she went mad and left.

Is she a weirdo? BD, Kent

Bexi says…

I DON’T know, you sound strange yourself! Try some Cuban heels – much more manly.

Dear Bexi,

PICKING up my coat from a nightclub cloakroom the other day, I had to help the tasty-looking girl attendant to search it out from among all the others.

I think she was only putting on a show of finding my coat because when we got behind the rows of garments she fondled my balls and stuck her tongue down my throat.

Then she plunged her hand down the front of my pants and began wanking me off, tugging away at my bellend until I was right on the cusp of losing my sticky mess all over her dainty hand.

But wouldn’t you believe it, just as I was about to unleash my load she had to stop short as someone else was shouting for their stuff and she had to go. After that it got too busy and she didn’t get time to finish off the job she’d started.

Meanwhile, I was so shocked by her forward behaviour that I forgot to get my coat...and her phone number.

Should I go back? SJ, Glasgow

Bexi says…

YES, she sounds just the ticket.