My motor pulled babe and she pulled me off!
Dear Bexi,
I WAS driving home on the motorway when a tasty blonde in a Mercedes coupe overtook me.
She smiled, and I guessed she was admiring my mint-condition 2.8 injection Capri, a car which has been my pride and joy for many years.
She signalled me to pull in at the next services.
We parked and she told me that she loved the car because she was a big fan of The Professionals, which is back being re-run on the telly at the moment, and my permed hairstyle reminded her of Martin Shaw.
We chatted about the famous series and about the cars and I invited her to sit in mine.
She climbed into the Capri, her short skirt riding up to the point where I could just see her white knickers.
Then she started to play suggestively with the gear knob and cup the furry dice dangling from the rearview mirror while giving me a cheeky smile.
As I leaned in on the driver’s side I think it must have been very clear that her actions were having a serios effect on me – especially in the trouser department, where a huge bulge was forming at the front.
At that point she reached up and undid my jeans, pulled out my cock and started sucking it.
I eased up her T-shirt, playing with her boobs, and then she pulled off her knickers and told me to shag her.
She was tremendous and the springs on my fine old motor stood the strain well.
Now we meet regularly and she likes to role-play from The Professionals. Last week I handcuffed her and bonked her in the back seat. Good, eh?
LW, North London
Bexi says…
YOU sound like a Professional shagger.
Dear Bexi,
ME and the missus are very open-minded and often go to a swingers’ club.
Last week we went to a masked ball they were having, but as we were regulars it was quite easy for us to recognise people by their naked bodies.
But there was one couple there we couldn’t put a name to.
They looked to be in their mid-40s but clearly kept themselves in shape. He was quite toned and she had shaved her fanny.
We liked the look of them, so after the briefest of chats we went off to a side room.
We started kissing and fondling each others’ partners and my wife was very quick to get her hands and lips on the fella’s erect cock.
Unfortunately, no sooner had my wife started to suck him off, he came.
He sat and watched as I got to work on his wife and mine. My wife sucked me off while I licked out the other one.
Later they unmasked – and imagine my horror when I discovered it was my uncle and aunt!
Neither are blood relations (the uncle’s my dad’s brother) but this is going to put a strange slant on future family gatherings. What should I do?
TT, South-West
Bexi says…
KEEP quiet about it.