VIRGIN MEN STUMBLE ON GRAND NATIONAL ORGY!
TWO Virgin repairmen stumbled upon a Grand National-themed ORGY while they were out on a job.
The two blokes suffered an X-rated occupational hazard when they were called out to the Townhouse Swingers’ Club in Wirral.
They were going to the club to fix the broadband and the phone but ended up finding women in skimpy lingerie and men in tiny towels.
Ever the professionals, the men got on with the job – despite it being during the MILF Monday Grand National at the club, and despite offers for them to join in!
An advert for the event reportedly says: “Calling all fillies, jockeys, studs, stallions and those who simply love a good ride!”
One club member reportedly went online after the sex bash and said: “I keep laughing about the Virgin Media men. They didn’t know where to look!”
While another said: “Love the irony that they were wearing T-shirts with ‘Virgin’ on before one quipped that they were looking for somewhere to put their screwdriver!”
Luckily, Virgin Media took the bizarre call-out in their stride and later responded with a hilarious statement.
They said: “We’re glad to hear our engineers avoided any horseplay and went the extra furlong by carrying out the repairs in a professional manner.”
According to the Townhouse Swingers’ website, the club was set up back in 2005 and has been hosting swingers’ parties ever since.
Their website states: “We offer a no-pressure environment for you to explore your sexual fantasies and broaden your horizons, in the knowledge that you will be safe and respected by all.
“We are not just a swinging club, we are so much more! Although we are discreet to the passing public, we do not hide under the radar from the authorities.
“We work closely with the council, police and public health to ensure that all of the correct licences are in place, to facilitate a safe, legal and pleasurable experience for all.”
The Grand National was held at Aintree on Saturday afternoon, with Tiger Roll winning the prestigious race by a whisker.