SEX ON M-WAY AT 103MPH!

A MERCEDES going at a whopping 103mph was pulled over by a cop – who found a couple engaged in a SEX ACT.

An unmarked police car drew alongside the speeding car and the officer peered in – to see the driver being pleasured by his passenger while he was at the wheel of the expensive motor.

Sussex Police, who made the collar on Friday in Eastbourne, shared their discovery on their Twitter page, writing of their officer’s “surprise”. They explained: “One of our unmarked units just clocked a Mercedes doing 103mph in #Eastbourne. “Imagine our officer’s surprise upon drawing level with it, still at high speed, to find the driver & his lady passenger busily engaged in an act not mentioned anywhere in the Highway Code...

“He’s been reported for his speed, as well as driving without due care & attention.

“Plus it turned out that he wasn’t insured to drive the car, so we’ve seized it.

“He’s probably had better nights…”

Their post has been flooded with comments from amused followers who couldn’t resist the chance to make a double entendre about the kinky motoring malarkey.

Plenty of online jokers were quick to reply to the saucy tweets asking if the man’s story had a “happy ending” or not.

Another common reply was whether the fella had found the punishment “hard to swallow”.