AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

MY wife’s best mate got divorced last year and she hadn’t had sex for six months.

She came round for a meal and after a few glasses we started talking about sex.

It was then she told me how horny she felt before asking my missus if she could “borrow” me once a week.

My wife said it was up to me, so I agreed – and to celebrate our deal we had a threesome. They sucked my knob before I shagged both of them. Since then I’ve been screwing my wife’s mate every Wednesday – and she’s up for pretty much anything.

But last week the missus told me that she fancies a bloke at work and wants to have it off with him on a regular basis.

I don’t want her to, but she says if I don’t agree I’ll have to stop shagging her pal. What do you say? SURELY that’s only fair. RECENTLY at work there was a promotion up for grabs.

I’m a 23-year-old woman with ambition, long blonde hair, long legs and 36D breasts. The job on offer was as PA to the manager. I dressed up for the interview in a black thong, micro-mini and knee-high black leather boots.

The manager, who is 62 and has a sexy bald head, couldn’t take his eyes off my legs. He said I’d have to work overtime and go away on trips with him. I said: “Certainly, sir, you’re the boss,” as I pouted and winked at him suggestively.

He asked me to bend over and touch my toes and when I did he told me the job was mine.

To celebrate, he took me out to dinner on the back of his motorbike and the ride made me so randy I suggested we stop off at a hotel. He was as turned-on as I was, and we did it five times that night. But I’d prefer to be his lover than his PA. What do you think?

AN, South Yorks JUST think of it as perks of the job.

While I checked in on the Monday, she DEMANDED that I stuff her rusty bullet hole every night – or else she will phone home and tell my girlfriend what’s been going on. DP, Hants