My naughty nurse is just what the doctor ordered!

Dear Bexi,

MY hubby of the last 25 years has begun behaving very strangely lately.

He refuses to get undressed when we go to bed – unless the light is out, just like some women I’ve read about.

And he is not interested in sex, even though he used to be rampant.

I haven’t got a clue what’s the matter with him though, as he refuses to talk about things when I ask him what’s wrong.

He also locks himself in the bathroom for hours on end and I reckon that haven’t seen him naked for weeks.

This is all made much stranger by the fact that he, in the past, has been so saucy I even blushed at some of his requests in the bedroom.

He would sometimes get me to dress up in full horse-riding garb and order me to whip me around the bedroom while I commentated, like one of those people off the telly.

However, now I’m having a mare!

What do you think is wrong? SJ, Cumbria

Bexi says…

YOU don’t give your ages but if he’s in his 40s of 50s it could be a mid-life crisis – leading to quite natural insecurities about his attractiveness.

Keep trying to talk it through with him – he’ll come round one day.

Dear Bexi,

I’VE just had a fantastic cure for a mystery illness that no doctor could diagnose.

I’m a 30-year-old bachelor and for several weeks I felt so tired I could hardly get out of bed.

I was naturally worried, thinking it might be something terminal, the way most fellas do when they get a sniffle.

So I got an appointment to see the doctor. My GP was puzzled after I’d told him the symptoms and got his nurse to take a blood sample.

She turned out to be gorgeous with a great figure under her tight uniform. She sat me on a chair, pushed up my sleeve and as she bent down with the needle my hand brushed against one of her breasts.

For some reason she couldn’t get the needle into a vein in my arm so she asked me to drop my trousers to take blood from my bum.

I was horrified because I wasn’t wearing any undies, and told her so. But she just said she’d seen it all before.

I did as I was asked but I was even more embarrassed when I began to get what turned into a massive stiffy.

But she just took hold of it and slowly began tossing me off.

Then she unbuttoned her uniform, slipped out of her panties and inserted my throbbing member inside her.

We did it standing up and I had no trouble producing my sample this time.

And the next day my tiredness had gone! What do you make of that?!

GH, Oxon

Bexi says…

WHO says the NHS is cracking up?

Dear Bexi,

MY boss’s wife is 48, but really fit.

She’s blonde, with a nice figure and recently had her tits done.

A couple a weeks ago she threw a surprise birthday party for her hubby and I was invited along.

She looked great in a black dress which showed off all her curves.

As the night went on I started chatting to her and she soon made it perfectly clear that she was up for a shag.

We arranged to meet in the upstairs bathroom and she wasted no time in getting my love-sausage out.

I then took her from behind as she leant over the sink.

She was loving it as I pounded into her wet fanny while at the same time I was squeezing her boobs.

I’ve seen her a few times since, but the problem is that she now wants me to “look after” two of her mates!

They’re both in their 50s and not exactly that attractive.

And she said if I don’t do as she says, she’ll get me sacked.

What should I do? DP, Newcastle

Bexi says…

REFUSE to do it and say you’ll tell her hubby about your affair, if she insists.

Dear Bexi,

EVERY Monday morning I take my stepson to work and drop him off at the bus station.

One day, a young woman waved me down and asked if I was looking for business, but I told her: “No thanks” and quickly drove off.

But after a week of sexual frustration at home I decided to go back to the same spot and pick her up.

We drove to a quiet lane and she expertly sucked my cock while I played with her boobs before pulling up her skirt and riding her until I exploded.

The following week my daughter moved in to a new flat and her neighbour asked her who’d done her decorating.

I’d done it and so agreed to do her neighbour’s.

Imagine my surprise when I found out it was the girl I’d picked up!

Now I see her four times a week and the sex is mind-blowing.

She takes me to the back of her throat and swallows the lot – every time.

She no longer charges but I don’t want her to continue selling herself, as I think I’m in love her.

What should I do? ST, Yorks

Bexi says…

IT sounds like you are confusing love for lust. You need to think long and hard about this before you dive into something that you might later regret.