It may be a big dick but for most it’s a Little Man

WHAT do you call your Johnson?

If you choose not to refer to it simply as a penis or your dick and instead give it its own name, you are not alone.

New research from sex toy experts Lovehoney found that six out of 10 men have a pet name for their knob – or their partner does, and they go along with it.

They surveyed 660 people for the results, working out the most popular penis names in the UK based on what these men said.

Variations on Little Man – Wee Man, Mr Little, Tiny – were popular, as well as traditional people names like Percy and Fred.

Other popular pet names that didn’t quite make the Top 10 include Thomas the Tank Engine, Boris, Postman Pat, Sherlock, Chewbacca, Willy Wonka, ET, and Elvis.

Not surprisingly, White House officials have denied Trump’s been watching the flick.

A spokesman said: “President Trump has absolutely not been watching Stormy Daniels’ new film – this is fake news.

“He did not see it going in and will not ever see it going in. Once again this is a fake news story by the media.”

It’s widely thought the new film is just a taster of what’s to come from Stormy and one fan tweeted the star asking if Stormy’s Secret will be the ‘first of many in 2018’.

She replied: “I’m not sure how much my schedule will allow me for shooting but hopefully I get to shoot some fun stuff.”

As part of Stormy’s ongoing legal battle with Cohen, the lawyer’s office, hotel room and home were raided by the FBI earlier this month.

Agents were seeking documentation relating to Cohen’s payment to Daniels in return for her silence over her alleged sexual relationship with Trump.