LIZ HURLEY KIM PONG-UN! North Korea leader has a secret portaloo in his limo

NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-un’s motor has its own TOILET, it is claimed.

A defector who served on the North Korean Guard Command says Kim takes a secret loo everywhere he goes, as a security measure to keep foreign intelligence spooks from collecting any poo to determine the state of his health.

He said that regardless of whether his entourage is travelling by train, limo or plane, one of the vehicles always has a built-in toilet for Kim’s private use.

A source said: “There are multiple vehicles within the convoy so that people cannot tell which one he is in, and there is a separate car that acts as his restroom.”

Kim visited South Korea last week in a parade of armoured Mercedes Benz limousines.

Analysts aren’t even sure where he got the cars from, let alone how they are equipped, as UN sanctions prevent the North Korean government from buying them directly from the maker.

Former U.S. Secret Service agent Dan Bongino told newsmen that he witnessed over 50 heads of state being transported during his time protecting presidents and never heard of something like a ‘limousine lavatory’. CRAP JOB: Minders escort Kim’s ‘turdmobile’

Bongino said: “If true, it really speaks to the paranoia of the North Korean regime.”

Another insider revealed: “Being scared about the state of your shit is pretty rare stuff, I suppose.

“I just feel for any agent who may actually have carry out such an investigation. It’s a stinker of a job!”