Midweek Sport

Horny ‘auntie’ gave me a birthday treat

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ON my 18th birthday we had a small party at our house for family and friends. I’d given up my bed so people could stay over and I’d stripped off ready to climb into a sleeping bag in the front room. But hearing the door open, I looked round to see my “auntie” standing in the doorway. I call her “auntie” but she’s actually a family friend who I’ve known from being a lad. She’s in her late thirties but she looks at least 10 years younger and I admit I have often fantasised about her. her urging me to f**k her long and hard.

I whipped out my pork sword and she tugged it until it was rock hard. I needed little invitation to plunge it into her moist hole with some abandon.

After a short while she squealed in delight as she orgasmed.

Later she confessed that her husband, who hadn’t been able to make the party, rarely made love to her.

Since then I have been shagging my “auntie” at every opportunit­y.

But I’ve got a girlfriend and I don’t want to lose her.

What should I do? DB, Cornwall YOU’VE both had your fun. Tell her that there’s no future in it and I’m sure she’ll see sense. MY girlfriend is a raving nympho and I’m finding it tough to keep up with her.

I work hard as a motor mechanic and as soon as I walk in the door she’s there, exposing her shaven fanny.

She won’t even let me take my boots off before she’s got my dick out, playing with it until it’s rock-hard.

It’s sex, sex and more sex all evening until eventually, at something like 2am, she falls asleep and I finally get some peace.

I’m always shattered. What can I do to satisfy her insatiable desire? STOP complainin­g and get on with it. I THINK it’s only fair because you’ve had your threesome fun. But if you really feel uncomforta­ble about it, don’t do it. I’VE just come back from my holidays in America and I have to say that my wife and I managed to join the Mile High Club with a bonk in the bogs.

It wasn’t easy getting past the eagle-eyed cabin staff, who are obviously very security conscious during these dangerous days.

I mean, a couple loudly going at it in the airborn crapper is enough to turn anybody into a nervous, jibbering wreck if they don’t like flying.

However, we managed to sneak off from our seats when the staff were busy doing the drinks service and find a vacant water closet at the rear of the plane.

When I got my girl in there it only took me a minute or two to pull down her knickers and start giving her one doggy- style in the cramped space.

The problem is I was worried I was taking too long and that we would get caught, so I made a mental image of your gorgeous boobs and I came straight away.

I did feel a bit disloyal to the missus, but I was on my holidays after all.

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