Midweek Sport

White van man sex is driving me wild

WELCOME to the World famous Sport Agony page! No other newspaper’s agony aunts can offer the level of advice – or experience – than our own Agony Angels! This week KELLY McGREGOR has been reading through your letters. And here’s her advice for you…

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Dear Kelly,

I’M a busty blonde who recently passed her driving test and I was gutted when I had a flat tyre while on the motorway a few weeks ago. I was getting loads of looks from other passing motorists as I struggled with the wheel nuts and I felt sure someone would stop to help. After 20 minutes I started to think I would have to do it myself when, thankfully, a hunky guy in a white van stopped.

Teasing

He was a very fit-looking joiner and I fancied him straight away.

After he’d changed the wheel for me, he asked if I fancied going for a drink, so we drove off at the next junction and found a pub.

We had a couple of drinks and I couldn’t believe how turned on I was getting in his company.

I started stroking his thigh and asked what he had in the back of his van.

He smiled wickedly as he led me to it, before he cleared some tools and wooden panels away and lay down a blanket.

So I get in the back and slipped off my dress and undid his pants. I was delighted to discover he had a sturdy eight-incher and licked his shaft before teasing his already glistening tip with my hot tongue.

When he shot his load it was like warm Baileys and I gulped it down greedily.

Then I eased off my sopping panties and he lapped at my aching pussy.

I couldn’t believe how deep inside me his tongue ventured and it wasn’t long before I spurted my love juices in his mouth.

Later we went back to his place and dashed to his bedroom. It was a fantastic feeling as his ramrod dick filled my juiced-up fanny and I came over and over again before I felt his hot spunk spurting over my bum-cheeks.

We’ve been going out together regularly ever since and the sex is always terrific.

Then last week we met one of his pals in the pub. We were all a bit pissed and we went back to my flat together.

My fella started to f**k me over the sofa while his mate watched and tossed himself off.

I found it all very exciting as his pal stood up and thrust his massive tool in my mouth.

So I gobbled him off and they both ended up shafting me – one in each hole.

I really enjoyed the feeling of being in control of these two hunks at the same time.

But the trouble is my fella now wants to watch me have sex with all of his other male friends.

Am I being used? GD, Leeds

Kelly says…

PROBABLY – but if you’re enjoying yourself, what’s the big deal?

Dear Kelly,

I’M a divorced housewife in my 30s and think of myself as a hot-blooded man-eater.

But I’ve had crushes on other girls since my late teens and I’ve had sex with several.

I don’t have any hang-ups about it, but my most recent lesbo experience has left me feeling both confused and a bit guilty.

I was on holiday in Spain with a female pal and we met a girl of 19 who was also on holiday with a woman about my age.

The four of us got on really well, but on the last night I ended up having sex with the 19-year-old.

It started with an entirely innocent kiss.

But she flung her arms round me and we began French-kissing.

She eased my boobs out of my dress and started licking and kissing my hard nipples.

I did the same for her and soon we were licking each other out and finger-f**king each other to orgasm.

When we’d finished, she suddenly burst into tears and said she felt “dirty”.

Now I feel like some kind of an old pervert – which I know I’m not.

She started the whole thing. BW, Sussex

Kelly says…

DO nothing. She’s probably just confused about her sexuality.

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