VINCE: BREXIT’S A BIG W*NK FOR BORIS! LibDem boss blasts ‘erotic spasm’ of leaving EU

VINCE Cable reckons Brexiteers like randy Boris Johnson will get a big w*nk-style ORGASM from leaving the EU. But the LibDem boss says that while Boris and his fellow Brexit fans will get a thrill from breaking away from Brussels, it will cause the UK “years of economic pain”. Speaking at his party’s conference SHOCK TALK: Cable later, Sir Vince warned that those “least able to afford it” will suffer most from the “erotic spasm” – which is fancypants talk for an orgasm.

The Lib Dem leader called on Prime Minister Theresa May to “shock us all” and back a referendum on the Brexit deal she strikes with Brussels.

Mrs May has ruled out another referendum “under any circumstances”.

The PM told the BBC that MPs would have a choice between her proposed deal with the EU – the so-called Chequers plan – or no deal at all, ahead of the UK’s departure on 29 March 2019.

Sir Vince has rejected this choice, arguing that there are “better alternatives”.

And he has vowed to do everything in his power to stop Brexit in Parliament.

He said he is “starting to feel sorry” for Mrs May who is “dutifully delivering a policy she doesn’t really believe in”.

And he urged the Tory Party leader to admit Brexit has “gone badly wrong” and “open THRILL SEEKER? Johnson her mind” to another public vote.

Sir Vince is part of the crossparty People’s Vote campaign for another referendum and claims support for it is growing – but he has put its chance of success at about “30%”.