TUBE TOSSER BANNED FROM SITTING NEXT TO WOMEN

A RESTAURANT worker caught pleasuring himself on a busy commuter train has been banned from sitting near women on public transport.

Marius Nastase, 31, was spotted on a Metropolitan line train playing with himself while staring at a female passenger.

The shocked commuter snapped a picture of him on her phone before he got off at Moorgate station, then handed the image to police at Liverpool Street Station.

They were able to identify him and he was found guilty of one count of public indecency following a trial.

Prosecutor Gregor McKinley said: “He took the seat opposite the woman and she noticed that he appeared to be manipulating and squeezing his penis inside the jogging bottoms. ERECT PENIS: Nastase got off at Moorgate station WHAT do you think would make a chap go to a gay sex sauna? WRONG! Because at Club69 sauna in Hull, punters are lured through the door, not by the promise of hard bumming action but by a hot, ROAST DINNER.

On Sundays after 2pm, punters can tuck into roast beef, lamb and pork and all the trimmings.

Owner Brian Overton built the whole place himself and opened the business three years ago.

He said: “I want to create a social feel to the place, and we also regularly have a group of disabled people who come to visit every Wednesday.

“We also serve roast dinners on Sundays and people are very chatty.

“We have people from all walks of life and age groups from 18 to 85.

“It is a place where gay and bisexual men can come and unwind.

“People who first attend are often a bit shaky and nervous but they are soon put at ease.”

Mr Overton believes the idea that his sauna is seedy and dirty is unfair.

“I don’t know where these perceived ideas come from,” he said. “We are a very clean establishment and everyone is respectful of each other.”