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Horror as perv bonks neighbour’s pet pussy

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PHOTO posed by cat model A HORRIFIED woman caught her neighbour SHAGGING her pet CAT.

The moggy’s owner went outside to investigat­e after she heard her beloved pet’s howling and screaming – then phoned the police after seeing her male neighbour bonking the pussy.

The naked man was holding her beloved cat by its rear legs and penetratin­g the small furry pet.

Police in Verulam, 17 miles north of Durban in South Africa, rushed to the scene to confront the man.

He was arrested after being caught in the process of getting dressed, with his pants ‘covered in cat hair.’ the only time he’s got into trouble over our four-legged friends, as he’s previously been caught shagging a dog and other cats.

Balram revealed: “According to residents, the man had been previously caught redhanded having sex with a dog and other cats.

“The matter was not reported at that time after the suspect’s girlfriend had pleaded for his forgivenes­s.” MEOWWWW!!! Place where cat got bonked

DELIGHTFUL Dani Maye whipped out her sensationa­l norks and spilled the saucy details about her homemade SEX TAPE.

Dani, 27, from Kingstonup­on-Thames, says she often watches her DIY porno back and gives herself a helping hand with her sex toys.

The 32E beauty said: “Me and an ex filmed ourselves having sex once – and that was REALLY good!

“I think because we knew it was being filmed, we both upped our game. It was incredibly passionate and very imaginativ­e.

“That’s one night I often think about when I’m horny and have my Rampant Rabbit close by.

“I’ve got a big vibrator called the Hitachi Magic Wand too.

“It’s supposed to be a muscle massager – but it has far better uses. Every girl should have one!”

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