AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

DURING a heavy night on the ale I managed to pull what I thought, in my drunken haze, was a gorgeous babe.

She took me back to her place and soon got to work on my cock. Starting at the base, she licked and sucked me expertly and tickled the tip of my knob with her tongue.

By then we had progressed to the bedroom. She put her lips round my dick again and I exploded in her mouth.

Later I shagged her from behind before we both collapsed in an exhausted heap.

When I woke in the morning I had a raging hangover and dashed to the loo to throw up. When I returned to the bedroom I saw the woman I had shagged. She was about 50, with droopy tits, and her false teeth were in a glass.

I ran for it and it’s put me right off sex. What can I do to regain my enthusiasm? NF, Lancaster AVOID pulling another moose by staying sober. MY missus used to dress up for me and play the slave to my strict master and obey my orders.

Obviously, I made the most of it and would have her sucking my cock as often as I wanted.

But that’s all gone out of the window. She works as an accountant but I was made redundant a few months ago.

Now she lays down the law. She made a list of my household duties and a list of sexual services that she demands that I perform to order.

As soon as she walks through the door of an evening, I’m supposed to have a meal on the table. Then I have to fondle her vagina with my fingers before going to work on her clit with my tongue to bring her to orgasm.

Then, after a nap, she demands oral sex all over again and on top of that a good shafting to boot. I’m a wreck and in no condition to get a job. What can I do?

DH, east London TELL her there will be no more nookie – and see how long she can last without a good seeing-to.