AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN AS­SO­CI­A­TION

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DUR­ING a heavy night on the ale I man­aged to pull what I thought, in my drunken haze, was a gor­geous babe.

She took me back to her place and soon got to work on my cock. Start­ing at the base, she licked and sucked me ex­pertly and tick­led the tip of my knob with her tongue.

By then we had pro­gressed to the bed­room. She put her lips round my dick again and I ex­ploded in her mouth.

Later I shagged her from be­hind be­fore we both col­lapsed in an ex­hausted heap.

When I woke in the morn­ing I had a rag­ing hang­over and dashed to the loo to throw up. When I re­turned to the bed­room I saw the woman I had shagged. She was about 50, with droopy tits, and her false teeth were in a glass.

I ran for it and it’s put me right off sex. What can I do to re­gain my en­thu­si­asm? NF, Lan­caster AVOID pulling an­other moose by stay­ing sober. MY mis­sus used to dress up for me and play the slave to my strict master and obey my or­ders.

Ob­vi­ously, I made the most of it and would have her suck­ing my cock as of­ten as I wanted.

But that’s all gone out of the win­dow. She works as an ac­coun­tant but I was made re­dun­dant a few months ago.

Now she lays down the law. She made a list of my house­hold du­ties and a list of sex­ual ser­vices that she de­mands that I per­form to or­der.

As soon as she walks through the door of an evening, I’m sup­posed to have a meal on the ta­ble. Then I have to fon­dle her vagina with my fingers be­fore go­ing to work on her clit with my tongue to bring her to or­gasm.

Then, af­ter a nap, she de­mands oral sex all over again and on top of that a good shaft­ing to boot. I’m a wreck and in no con­di­tion to get a job. What can I do?

DH, east Lon­don TELL her there will be no more nookie – and see how long she can last with­out a good see­ing-to.

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