NO WAY, JOSE! Superfan gutted by Special One’s Old Trafford exit

HOW DO YOU SPEND £22.5 MILLION?

I want £23 million! A JOSE Mourinho-obsessed gran with more than 35 tattoos of the ‘Special One’ has been left heartbroken after he was sacked by Manchester United.

Retired Vivien Bodycote, 61, from Hinckley, Leicestershire, is covered head to toe in portraits of her favourite football personality.

But the gran-of-four has been left devastated by the departure of her ‘one true love’ and said, despite being a Man U fan, she’ll follow him to his next club – regardless of where he goes.

Reacting to the news of Jose’s sacking, she said: “I feel ill. I’m gutted. I think it’s absolute bullsh*t, what can I say?

“He means everything to me, I just think the whole thing stinks.

“He’ll forever be my special one.”

Despite being married to husband Tony, 78, Viv Arm wrestle me for it, you c**t! added: He’s the only one. Wherever he’ll go, I’ll go.

“If he goes overseas, then I’m with him.”

Tony is so supportive of Viv’s obsession that he spent £140 on her most recent tattoo as a Valentine’s Day present.

Viv also has Jose tattoos in the style of Father Christmas, Fifty Shades of Grey and, her favourite, the Godfather. C’mon Alex, give us a kiss! There’s a wheelbarrow over there for your pay-off! JOSE Mourhino may be leaving Old Trafford with his tail between his legs but there’s the eyewatering payout of £22.5MILLION to soften the blow. We look at how he might spend it… AT £33,000 a night, grumpy Mourinho could cheer himself and his family up by exclusively staying at Sir Richard Branson’s luxurious Necker Island in the Caribbean for TWO YEARS. HE could buy 34,615,384 Mars bars – about threeand-a-half for every person in his native Portugal. IF he fancies a move into property, more than 20 homes, a cricket club, two blacksmiths and a shop are all up for grabs after the hamlet of Linkenholt, Hampshire, was put on the market – conveniently for £22.5m! HE could buy Danny Ings from Southampton, who paid Liverpool £20m for the striker. Then they could both sit and slag off LFC while playing with the leftover £2.5m. ALTERNATIVELY, if he just wants to drown his sorrows, Jose could always splash the cash on 9,000 bottles of Louis Roederer Cristal champagne.