Man’s sex aid used on shrine to his granny

A GRANDSON was horrified to discover his personal masturbatory aid was being used as a vase on an altar which displayed his grandma’s ashes.

He noticed the stripey bright red sex toy with fresh flowers poking out of the top while visiting his parents to pay respect to his grandmother, who died last year.

The grandson later found out that his grandfather had taken a pair of pliers and torn a hole in the top of the device to fit the flowers into it.

The man, known only by his Twitter handle @ koniy0805, said the Tenga, Japan’s most popular wanking aid, was a humorous leaving gift from his work colleagues.

He joked: “Of course, if Tengas came with a large opening at the tip, they would be extremely messy to use for their original purpose.”

He revealed he has since got rid of the makeshift vase –but was too embarrassed to tell his grandfather what it really was. QUEEN Elizabeth II has 4 drinks a day – a gin before lunch, a wine during lunch, a dry martini with dinner, and a glass of champagne following dinner REALITY babe Kourtney Kardashian has thrilled fans with a brand new naked photo.

The almost-X-rated shot of the 39-year-old was released to promote a mysterious new business venture.

Perched on a bathroom vanity with her legs crossed to cover her MINGE, the eldest sister of the Kardashian clan holds a tea cup in one hand and laptop in other, to protect her modesty.

The mum-of-three stripped to promote her latest venture, called Poosh.

Despite confusion over why the busty brunette shared the naked snap, there was no denying her army of online fans loved it.

“You look incredible,” one delighted follower wrote, while another said she needed to ditch the cup and laptop.