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Scheming office girl’s got me by the balls!

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Dear Bexie,

I’M a 43-year-old married man with my own repair business. A few months ago I advertised for someone to answer the phone and take messages at my small office in the centre of town. A girl aged 19 applied – she was bright and seemed perfect for the job so I took her on and she was a great help from the start. But one day a few months ago I got into work to find her sobbing her little heart out. She’s had a big bust-up with her parents and they’d thrown her out! I felt sorry for her and consoled her as much as I could, but she was upset.

Kissed

Now I also own a couple of flats and one had been empty for a few weeks, after the previous tenants left to work abroad.

So I took her round to see it and told her that she could stay there until she got herself sorted out – either with her own place or if she ended up building bridges with her mum and dad and moved back into the family home.

Well, she was over the moon about my generous offer and I felt good about being able to help her out.

Over the following days I also helped her furnish the flat and soon she’d made it into a cosy little home for herself.

One evening she invited me for a meal, to thank me for everything, and when I arrived after work she was wearing the shortest skirt I’d ever seen.

After our meal we sat on the sofa – then she suddenly kissed me full-on!

She said she had wanted sex with me the first time she saw me.

I must say I found her very attractive and succumbed to her advances.

She stripped naked and then unzipped me and pulled out my stiff cock.

She massaged it for a while before guiding me into her moist love-hole.

I’ve always been a stayer and I managed to keep going for long enough to give her three orgasms before I shot my load.

Shortly after, I left to drive home. But when I reached my house my wife handed me a piece of paper with a phone number on it and told me to ring urgently.

I did, and it was my young office girl on the other end, aggressive­ly saying she would not be coming to work the following day.

I asked her why the hell not – and she said she just didn’t feel like it!

And since then she’s turned up to work only a couple of times.

I can’t do anything about it because she has threatened to tell the wife about our night of passion.

And she reckons she has our whole sordid night of lust recorded on a small webcam that she set up in the front room of the flat I’m letting her still live in – rent bloody free!

What can I do about this scheming little tart? FW, Hampshire

Bexie says…

THREATEN to report her to the police for blackmail. And sack her. Immediatel­y.

Dear Bexie,

A PAL of mine recently moved out of his home, leaving his missus a wreck.

All the wives in our circle rallied round and gave her what comfort they could while, no doubt, telling her all men are bastards.

One night she asked me if I’d go round and help her sort out her finances, me being an accountant.

I found her in a hell of a state, surrounded by paperwork and bills.

She was dressed in a housecoat and looked as if she’d been cryinge.

Once the paperwork was done, she sat beside me and stroked my thigh.

I’ve always fancied her but I was determined not to be tempted by her firm breasts swinging free inside her housecoat.

But I did not get the chance to resist as she pushed me back and pressed her lips to mine.

I responded and slipped her the tongue, as she grabbed my cock.

Then she begged me to suck on her tits and she was soon gagging for it.

So I flipped her on her front and shafted her from behind.

Now she’s threatenin­g to tell my wife – and ruin another marriage.

What should I do? PR, Berks

Bexie says…

YOU got your sums wrong and may have to pay the price with a divorce.

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