Midweek Sport

I serviced car and the horny owner

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Dear Kelly,

I’M a 32-year-old motor mechanic and the other day this right stunna came into my garage.

Her silver sports car had broken down but it only needed a few bunged-up plugs changing.

I told her I would have to take her motor for a spin as a final check. She joined me and I couldn’t believe my luck when she invited me to her flat later.

She told me to come in my overalls and not to wash. I thought it was a bit strange, but if it meant that I was going to get a shag I was up for it.

When I got to her place my spanner was already well hard and I was revved up when she put her hands inside my overalls.

She stripped off and took my throbbing dick between her soft lips and began sucking me off expertly.

Gulped

I managed to hold on for about 10 minutes, then I released my handbrake and unleashed my love fluid and watched as she gulped it down.

She then led me to her bedroom and told me to lie on the bed while she went to her bathroom. She came back clutching a can of oil and massaged me with it.

I was soon rock-hard again and I flipped her over, slipped my drive shaft right up her crank casing and gave her a damn good servicing.

The next morning I asked for her number, but she refused and said it was a one-off. What can I do?

BW, Cumbria

Kelly says…

NOTHING – I’m sure you’ll soon find someone else to satisfy your sex drive.

Dear Kelly,

I WAS recently made unemployed. I’m 23, with 32DD boobs and long red curly hair – and didn’t enjoy packing biscuits anyway.

Last week I was approached by a fella in a bar who said if I wanted to make some easy money, become a part-time hooker.

He said I could make a fortune from selling my body and offered me £50 to shag him.

I went to his house and he asked if he could film me in some raunchy poses.

One thing led to another and I found myself in ecstasy with this fella sucking on my clit.

Then he got out a huge dildo and suggested penetratin­g my arsehole as he screwed me.

I let him use it on my arse and I was soon screaming with delight.

The next day I went to his house and he called in a blonde girl.

She pulled off all my clothes and started sucking on my tits.

Pretty soon she had a dildo in my bum and was lapping at my clit. It was a real turn-on.

I asked if she was a prostitute, but she said she was his wife.

Now they both want to pay me for sex.

What should I do? JB, Devon

Kelly says…

IT’S up to you, but it’s probably better than packing biscuits.

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