ELVIS STEALS RUBBER SEX TOY
Cops hunt King’s double
AN Elvis Presley lookalike has been accused of stealing a fake VAGINA from a sex shop.
The King double allegedly nicked the prosthetic pussy after a failed attempt to purchase it.
Staff member Kat Maher said: “He was very energetic and erratic, going around the shop, talking a lot.
“He brought a sex toy called ‘Like a Virgin’ up to the counter but his debit card was declined.”
Frustrated
Kat said the man – whose Elvis-like characteristics included slicked-back black hair and large sunglasses, incongruously teamed with a highvisibility vest – then ran out of the shop with the £50 sex toy in his hand.
Police confirmed they had received a report of a theft at the store last week.
The store, frustrated with repeat shoplifting incidents, posted stills from CCTV footage taken in the shop on social media in an effort to help track down the thief.
Kat said she also hoped to track down a woman who allegedly stole vibrating sex toys, before running out of the door and jumping into a getaway car.
She told a newspaper reporter: “She just did it so quickly. She knew what she was after so must have been casing it for a while.
“I went out there and tried to open her door. I knew that she’d stolen something... I was going to jump on the boot.
“I work 13-hour days on a Friday, and it ruins your whole day.”
She said the Peaches and Cream store in Auckland, New Zealand, was targeted by thieves, hoping to sell goods for drugs, about once a week.