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I’VE got a fetish for big penises – huge, thick ones with plenty of rigid length.

They have to be at least eight inches long, otherwise they do absolutely nothing for me.

I get turned on at the sight of huge cocks and can’t wait to get out of my knickers.

I love to get both hands round them and pump them for a while, then I like to take them deep to the back of my throat before finally being filled by them.

But it means I have to go through an awful lot of men and I’m on the hunt for enormous knobs every day.

I’ve suffered some disappointing tiddlers in my quest but I can say that, for me, big is definitely best.

Do you think this is normal behaviour? OH yes! MY girlfriend’s best mate is a gorgeous blonde, with a cracking body and lovely 34Ds.

I’ve wanted to knob her for ages and last month I did, in the bathroom at a house party.

Just as I was about to shoot my load I withdrew for her to suck on my love sausage and I released down her throat.

Then a few days later we met up and made a sex tape together. She told me to tie her to the bed, spank her, and then bone her hard and fast.

But last week I had a party and the next day I noticed the sex tape we had made had been stolen and I’m now scared my girlfriend and best mate will find out.

What should I do? BUY a safe and lock stuff like this away in future! MY fiancée has pert 34B breasts, which I adore, and I spend a lot of time playing with them and sucking on them.

The thing is, though, I get turned on when I see a nice pair on any fit woman.

There are a couple of girls who go in my club and have 36D-plus tits and I have to admit I just can’t keep my eyes off them.

I sit with my girlfriend and imagine playing with these giant jugs as the two girls toss me off. What should I do?

LC, Somerset

Bexie says…

NOTHING. You’re just like 99 per cent of the male population who like to ogle other women. PL, east Yorkshire KM, Essex