Park jog ended in bonk in bush
Dear Bexie,
I WENT out for my regular run in the local park one morning a few days ago and ended up shagging some stunna in a bush.
Me and this blonde babe somehow managed to run into each other – we both had headphones on so I suppose we weren’t paying too much attention to where we were going.
Anyway, the thing is, as we both apologised to each other there seemed to be some kind of instant attraction between us.
Within minutes we dived into some thick bushes out of sight from other joggers and started tearing each other’s clothes off.
I pulled aside her sweat-drenched knickers to lick her out and she moaned with delight.
Throbbing
Then she returned the favour by sucking on my throbbing manhood as she gently stroked my balls.
I then got her on to all fours and shagged her doggystyle for what seemed an age and she kept urging me to go harder and faster.
But I managed to pull my thigh muscle as we both orgasmed. Now I can’t go running for a few weeks and we’d arrange to meet up in the park again for some more nookie.
Any advice? TR, Tyneside
Bexie says…
STICK some ice on it – and I don’t mean your leg!
Dear Bexie,
I CONSIDER myself well lucky because my girlfriend loves giving me excellent blowjobs.
I think it’s even better than shagging to see her blonde head going up and down on my knob as she builds me up to an explosive orgasm.
She takes me deep to the back of my throat and willingly swallows my man muck.
But lately the pleasure has been dulled a bit by her wanting to experiment with putting all sorts of food on my prick.
She keeps asking me to dip my member in stuff – the stickier it is, the better she likes it.
So I’ve had to plunge my helmet into yoghurt, honey, cake mix, jam, all sorts of stuff from the fridge or cupboard.
Her favourite is peanut butter, which she rubs on my erect tool with her fingers.
She loves to slowly lick it all off before doing it all over again, with my juices mixed in.
Trouble is, she’s piling on the pounds with all the extra calories she’s swallowing.
What should I do here? GE, Dorset
Bexie says…
SUGGEST she doesn’t swallow what she puts in her mouth!