AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I’M a 35-year-old big-boobed bored housewife and the other week my cat got stuck in a tree.

Poor Tabby had been up there for hours before I called out the fire brigade. Although they got him down, the chief gave me a mouthful, saying they had better things to do.

One of the younger firemen saw I was upset and he came to my house after his shift to apologise.

He then cheekily asked if I wanted to see his hose. I said yes and he whipped out an eight-inch monster, which I then proceeded to suck.

He sat down on a chair in my kitchen while I climbed on his lap and rode him until we came.

Before he left, I told him it was amazing and he said: “It’s all part of the service.”

Am I special or does he do this to all women?

JE, east Yorkshire ONLY if they have a pussy. ALTHOUGH I’m 25 and have been going with my fella for a year, I still have these strange longings about having sex with another woman.

When I’m on my own I often take off all my clothes and stretch out on the bed and start to caress my boobs.

Then I slowly move my right hand down my belly and reach between my legs and start to finger my clit and pussy lips.

As I get wetter and wetter down there I think about other women – think about what it would be like to suck on a woman’s clit, what it would be like to taste a woman’s love juices, what it would be like to have a woman finger-f**k me.

After a short while of masturbating while thinking these thoughts, I come with explosive passion.

Do these erotic thoughts mean I’m turning lesbo?

KF, Devon NOT at all, it means you’re very sexy. Try it with a woman, you might like it.