AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I’M a massive fan of the Midweek Sport – I buy the paper every week and really love the photos of pretty glamour girls in it.

I regularly dash off to the bogs at work with the paper, to enjoy them in private.

I mentally caress their boobs and slide my hands up their soft thighs, and all these erotic thoughts set me up for a hard day at work.

There are just so many amazing girls in your paper, I couldn’t possibly pick just one out as my favourite.

But my gaffer at work told me last week that I spend too much time in the shithouse.

I think he might be on to me.

What should I do?

DA, Doncaster

IF it’s a sacking offence you’d better take the paper home and do your caressing there.

I CAUGHT my wife shagging my best mate in our house.

They didn’t see me at first so I was very quiet and spied on their sex play for a while.

I watched as he took her knickers off and tongued and fingered her wet fanny.

She was loving it and was begging him to f**k her, so he did her from behind on the couch. He was pounding away and her tits were swinging all over the place.

Then she took it up the arse, something she has never let me do!

But I found it a real turn-on watching her shagging another bloke.

I’m now thinking of asking her if I can watch her when she has sex with other men, and not just my mate.

I’d particularly like to see her being spit-roasted by two blokes at the same time. Do you think I should ask her to arrange it?

DF, Leeds

SHE might like to be watched having sex and give you sloppy seconds afterwards!