Blind date hunk opened my eyes to brilliant sex

Dear Kelly,

I’M 28 and after splitting from my husband I turned into a bit of a recluse. I have some good girlfriends and one of them rang me to say she had fixed me up with a blind date. At first I was a bit annoyed with her and slammed down the phone. Thankfully, I’d calmed down when she phoned back later and urged me not to pass up a good opportunity. She told me the guy in question was her mate’s good-looking brother who worked in her office. He was also five years younger than me, so I thought I’d be a fool not to give it a go and told her to fix up a date.

Erection

She arranged for us to meet in a pub and I got there early and sat in a corner.

Then the door swung open and in walked this absolute Adonis of a man.

My friend must have given him a good description of me because he walked right over and introduced himself.

We had a good night and at closing time he asked if he could take me home.

We got a cab back to my house. Once inside, I showed him into the lounge and went to the kitchen for some more wine.

When I returned he was naked on the sofa – and he had the most enormous erection I’d ever seen!

He said: “I don’t believe in beating about the bush. Why don’t you join me?”

I didn’t need asking twice and seconds later I was climbing astride him and guiding his magnificent manhood deep inside my aching pussy.

I began to ride up and down his shaft as he tweaked my nipples. And before long I could feel an orgasm coming on.

But this man was a real super-stud and after instructing me to get on all fours he thrust into me doggy-style and brought me to a shuddering climax.

But he was insatiable, so I wrapped my lips around his cock and sucked him off until he shot his love-juices.

That was three weeks ago and we’ve been shagging since then.

The trouble is my husband now wants a reconciliation.

What should I do?

KB, Tyneside

Kelly says…

IT’S your call.

Dear Kelly,

THE old lady who lives next door keeps banging on the adjoining wall and shouting every time I have sex with my lovely girlfriend.

But now it’s got to the point where every time the old witch hammers on the wall and screams obscenities my bird stops mid-bonk and gives up, which is making us both pretty frustrated.

I’m thinking of going round there and giving the old woman a piece of my mind, but she’s 87 and I might also give her a heart attack or something.

DG, email

Kelly says…

GO and have sex at your girlfriend’s place, book a hotel room, or move house!

Dear Kelly,

I’VE been looking for a new house for a while after splitting up from my nagging wife.

I went to an estate agents and I’ve fallen for one of the women who works there.

She showed me around a few houses and during my third viewing she seemed to linger in the bedroom.

The house was fully furnished as the owners had moved to Spain.

Anyway, I finally tried it on and she was well up for it.

We flopped down on the giant bed and she had her tits out in an instant.

I kissed and sucked them before taking off her knickers.

She sucked me off expertly as I got my tongue to work on her slippery snatch, coaxing her hard little love-button with licks and nibbles.

We were both on the verge of orgasm when I flipped her over and knobbed her doggy-style.

I now arrange to see houses just so I can shag her.

The problem is that I’ve seen a house I like, but if I buy it I won’t get to see much of this bird because she’s married.

What should I do? JS, Glasgow

Kelly says…

BUY the house. You can still make appointments to see this woman as well.