My bird’s hooked on me bonking her pals

Dear Sam,

MY girlfriend told me she’d had an erotic dream in which I was shagging her mate.

She said it turned her on so much that she wouldn’t mind if it was real.

I have to say that filled me with much joy because I’ve wanted to bone her gorgeous mate for ages.

Anyway, we all went to the pub one night and had a few drinks before going back to our flat.

Her mate was all over me and soon had my rock-hard cock out and down the back of her throat.

Just as I was about to explode, my girlfriend came over and got me to spunk on her tits.

The two of them then led me into the bedroom and my bird said: “I want you to f**k her really hard.

Randy

So I did as I was told and launched my throbbing dick into her from behind.

She was screaming in pleasure and as I pounded away for all I was worth I could see my girlfriend frantically playing with her fanny until she had a massive orgasm.

Since then my bird has been really randy in bed and she now wants me to shag another of her pals.

Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed boning her pal but I’m not sure about doing it again with another of her mates because I think it’s getting a little too pervy now.

What should I do?

TC, Lancs

Sam says…

ARE you kidding? Most men would kill to be in your position.

Dear Sam,

I’D never had sex in a car before last week – and now I’m wondering if I was right to have done it.

I’m not a snob, though being an only daughter means my well-off father has made sure I’ve been pampered.

I’ve had three fellas before and, though the sex was unexciting, it always took place at my home when my parents were away, so a degree of comfort was assured.

My latest boyfriend, though, attracted me because he’s a bit rough and ready and even looks dangerous.

After taking me for a drink at a rough pub, he drove me to a quiet wooded area and we started kissing.

Soon we were very hot for it and he had my knickers off and his fingers probing me.

I felt so ungainly as he hoisted my legs over his shoulders in the cramped car and entered me with an assured rhythm.

I climaxed with a passion I’d rarely experienced, and he came thickly inside me soon after.

When we’d done, though, my expensive clothes were all crumpled, I was sticky and I couldn’t find my undies anywhere.

Have I been undignified? BW, Berks

Sam says…

OH yes! Great, wasn’t it?