‘ERRATIC’ DRIVER WAS PULLING PUD

STORMZY: GREGGS IS YUMMY

A MUM spotted a driver WANKING behind the wheel as she walked her kids to school.

Scaffolder Ashley Thomas, 24, had earlier raised suspicion over his “erratic” driving.

The woman was horrified when she looked inside the vehicle to see Thomas pleasuring himself with one hand while holding his mobile phone with the other in Wolstanton, Staffs.

The prosecutor told North Staffordshire Justice Centre: “At 8.30am a lady taking her children to school noticed a Vauxhall car being driven erratically. This made her feel on edge. She decided to look inside the vehicle. She saw the defendant masturbating while looking at his phone. Every now and then he was looking up.”

Thomas, of Tunstall, was later arrested and admitted committing an act of outraging public decency.

His defence said he had acted out of “boredom”.

Magistrates handed Thomas a 12-month community order with a 10-day rehabilitation activity requirement and ordered him to do 80 hours unpaid work, plus costs.

CORBYN-crazed rapper Stormzy has confessed that he’s a massive fan of Greggs pastries – even loving its vegan sausage roll.

The grime star, 26, revealed that he had recently been tucking into the sausage, bean and cheese melt, but had moved on to the turkey and cranberry sausage roll for Christmas.

Asked if he still loved Greggs sugary Yum Yum treats or vegan sausage rolls, the singer said: “I love a vegan sausage roll, but – disclaimer! – do not mistake me for a vegan. Still love a Yum Yum though.” The Vossi Bop singer – whose noisy intervention in the General Election made not one jot of difference to the result and ended in Labour’s crushing defeat – added: “The sausage bean and cheese melt has been a favourite recently. “Sausage steak bake; sausage, bean and cheese melt; or, in the festive season, you really want to get the turkey and cranberry one. “That’s a good pastry.”