AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I’M a 38-year-old fella and have been single since divorcing my wife a couple of months ago... and I’ve also been horny as f**k!

I decided to do something about it and soon I met a fit 28-year-old blonde down at my local.

After a few drinks she began rubbing her hand up my leg and even patted my cock when no one was looking.

I whisked her back to my place and I had barely closed the front door before she had my cock out of my trousers and down the back of her throat.

Within a few moments we were shagging each other silly in all kinds of positions and we finished off by enjoying furious anal on the kitchen floor.

The problem is I haven’t exercised in years and now I think I’ve buggered my back.

Am I too old for this nookie lark?

PJ, Lancs

AT least you have ONE muscle that’s working fine!

I HAVE been with my girlfriend for a year and I thought we were getting on great – in and out of the bedroom – until a few weeks ago.

My girlfriend is quite good friends with one of her exes and they still spend time together.

I didn’t mind because he seems a decent enough bloke and he told me he’d never do the dirty on me and even gave me tips on what really turns her on sexually.

But our relationship changed when we all went to the gym together the other day because, in the changing room, I discovered her ex is hung like a donkey.

He is double the size of me. I was shocked and it made me think I am not satisfying her like he did.

The situation is really freaking me out and it’s starting to affect my performance in bed. What should I do?

NC, Norfolk

HOW many times does it have to be said... it’s not the size, it’s what you do with it that counts.