AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I WENT on a lads’ weekend to Blackpool and got chatting to a brunette. I thought I was well in but she said her hubby was meeting her later.

I must have chatted up 20 girls and not got a sniff and I was about to give up hope when I bumped into this lovely little blonde tease. She was all smiles, had a sexy Scottish accent and her flimsy blouse hung off her massive tits.

I asked her back to the B&B I was at and as soon as we walked through the door she was on her knees in front of me. She unzipped my pants and teased the head of my cock with the tip of her tongue.

I moaned with pleasure as she softly massaged my balls and took me deeper in her mouth.

For the next 10 minutes she gave me the best blowjob I’d ever had. But I made the mistake of giving her my mobile number and now she’s started calling me. I’m sure my wife is going to get suspicious.

What should I do?

MY girlfriend’s mum has been coming on to me a lot lately. I resisted her efforts until a couple of weeks ago. I saw her in the pub and after a few drinks she whispered in my ear: “I want to suck your cock.”

As you can imagine I found this a turn-on and we went to my place. She didn’t take long to get her chops around my throbbing sausage. Just as I was about to come I took off her blouse and spunked on her 36DDs.

She then took off her soaking knickers and I licked her out. She was begging me to do her doggy-style and I gave her a good seeing-to on the couch.

She was so good in bed that I finished with her daughter, but her mum went mad at me as her daughter is vowing never to speak to her again.

I realise I made a big mistake and want my ex back. What should I do?

TS, Glasgow

JK, Manchester

CHANGE your phone, you idiot! And be more careful next time.

YOU should forget about getting back with this girl. You committed the ultimate betrayal