Midweek Sport

Boozer loser hubby forces me to cheat!

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Dear Kelly,

ME and my husband have been married for nearly 12 years. But like so many other marriages, we seem to have hit a bit of a stale patch recently. He’s happy going to the pub with his mates, while I like to go out to clubs. One Saturday night he’d gone for a drink at the pub as usual and I met my pals for our weekly knees-up. We went to a few new gin places bars and by the time we got to a nightclub I was pretty tipsy. I was standing at the bar when there was a tap on my shoulder and I turned to see my hubby next to me. He was with his best mate and the pair of them looked ratted. It seems they’d had a skinful in the pub and had taken a cab into town. My fella was knocking back the whisky and I could tell he would soon collapse. And sure enough he did – right onto a table of drinks. A couple of bouncers rushed over and carried him out of the club as his pal staggered behind them. That was that, I thought, but then I saw his mate walking back towards me. He said he’d put my hubby into a taxi and told the driver to see him into our house.

So I took him to a quiet corner in case the bouncers saw him.

He sat with his head in his hands for a while and seemed to sober up.

Then we danced when the DJ played some slower numbers.

He began to feel my bottom and I didn’t object.

In fact, I grabbed his stiffening manhood through his trousers.

After a while we left and took a cab to his place where we stripped off.

I gasped as he thrust his huge cock into me – he was like a wild stallion compared to my husband.

Seconds later I screamed as I had my first orgasm.

But that was just the beginning of a sizzling sex session that lasted almost until dawn.

Then it was time to go back to my boring husband.

However, I’ve been seeing his mate regularly and I intend to go on doing so.

Am I being ridiculous?

DM, Leics

Kelly says…

IF your fella wants to act like a prick, you carry on having a good time.

Dear Kelly,

I’VE been married for two years and there’s nothing I like more than humiliatin­g my hubby.

He lives his life just to serve and obey me, which suits me just fine.

And the more heartless and bitchy I am, the more he worships me.

Although I use him sexually, I rarely let him f**k me fully.

I am more than satisfied in the bedroom and often order him to lick me out for hours on end – climaxing several times in a session, and usually drenching him in the process.

However, I’m now wondering how our future relationsh­ip will develop.

Do you think we should seek counsellin­g, because I know this is not an entirely “natural” sort of behaviour? FR, Notts

Kelly says…

IF he’s not complainin­g, then carry on. But let him have a leg-over a bit more often.

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