BRISTOL TITTY!

AS GRETA BRINGS HER CLIMATE CHANGE ROADSHOW TO TOWN, WE SALUTE...

THE city whose name is synonymous with women’s breasts has been soiled by the antics of so-called eco-warriors.

Now hundreds of people have called for the organisers of weirdo Greta Thunberg’s recent climate change rally to pay for the horrendous damage it caused to green spaces there.

Around 15,000 people are believed to have attended last Friday’s Bristol Youth Strike 4 Climate rally, churning up College Green into mud.

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A fundraiser has been now been set up for repairs, which has resulted in calls for rally organisers to cover the costs.

Swedish climate campaigner and Asperger syndrome sufferer Greta, 17, gave a scripted speech on the green before leading a march around the city.

But the stunt has cast an environmentally -unfriendly stain on Bristol, one of the jewels of the south west.

The city is famously home to Isambard Kingdom Brunel’s Clifton Suspension Bridge and one of the nation’s most recognisable west country accents.

It’s also rhyming slang for breasts, particularly large ones, as in Bristols = Bristol Cities = Titties.

Not surprisingly then it is also home to some of the country’s top stunnas, like glamour girls Cathy Barry, Michelle Thorne and Sky Bee.

Other famous Bristol faces include porn legend Linzi Drew – mum to Outnumbered star Tiger Drew-Honey, 24 – and actresses Tuppence Middleton and Alice Evans.

One fuming city insider said: “Bristol is famous for more things than a swivel-eyed eco-warrior from Stockholm bleating on about things drip-fed into her ears.

“She’s not right, is she? Never mind planetary climate change strategy – I wouldn’t let her run a bath.

“Besides, shouldn’t she be in school along with the rest of the whining little snowflake brats?”