Hotel job brings me lots of sex and tips!

MY pub pool team is breaking up and I’m worried that I’ll lose touch with one of my star players, who just happens to be a blonde stunna with a gorgeous arse.

She is a borderline nymphomaniac and had regularly been letting me pot her in both holes after our matches.

The problem is that I’m married and the missus is getting suspicious.

I’ve had to keep my cue in my trousers and rarely get the chance to play with my balls.

What can I do?

TRY chalking up a few shags with the missus instead.

I’M gutted that Wimbledon has been cancelled this year, as I am addicted to watching women play tennis.

All those tight little white shorts and tops get me hard.

You can imagine their boobs bouncing up and down and their tight fannies sluicing about as they run for the ball.

Last summer, I travelled the county where I live to watch as many women’s tennis matches as possible.

At one I nearly got caught wanking behind the changing rooms and had to jump in my car and drive away. Do you think I’m taking too much of a risk?

JP, Berkshire

KEEP it in your trousers – or you’ll end up getting arrested.

I’VE been working as a porter for some time in a big city hotel and my pals are always taking the piss out of me.

But I love my job, and here’s the reason why.

In my first week I shagged a gorgeous American visitor whose bags I took up to her room.

She told me to close the door and thenasked if I found her attractive.

I said yes and she led me to the bed, undressed and told me to take her from behind.

So there I was, at work, with my cock sliding in and out of her, while my mates were working

PT, Manchester and not having anywhere near as much fun!

After we’d finished, she gave me a £50 tip and told me there was more if I ‘looked after her’ during her stay.

I’ve had quite a few guests since and I’m not only coining it in but getting more shags and blowjobs than you can shake a stick at.

I was thinking about looking for another job, but I’d miss the sex and tips! What shall I do?

DE, Birmingham

Dani says…

IT’S a no-brainer. Stay put and carry on shagging!