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Horny babe helped me get back in sex saddle

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I’M a 48-year-old businessma­n and I’ve lived on my own since my missus left me two years ago. I’m not a bad looker and I keep myself reasonably fit at the gym. But obviously two years is a long time to go without any sex – and a man can only have so many wanks in a day before feeling the need for some proper physical contact. So I stopped feeling sorry for myself and decided to do something about it. I had a plan and started revisiting all my old haunts in the hunt for totty. Amazingly, I soon met a gorgeous girl in her late 30s in a bar I used to go to and we hit it off straight away. After a few drinks she began blatantly rubbing her hand up and down my leg and I was shocked to discover how forward girls have become since I’ve been off the social scene. Not that I was complainin­g. She made it plain she was up for it, so I wasted no time in asking her back to my place.

She had her hands all over me in the taxi, feeling the bulge in my trousers, and I couldn’t wait to get her inside.

She wasn’t interested in any kind of small talk and I had barely closed the door behind us when she locked lips and began snogging me.

She was a great kisser too, as she took my tongue, enfolded it in hers and sucked for all she was worth.

I couldn’t wait any longer. I managed to disentangl­e myself and led her to my bedroom, where she tore off my clothes and began munching greedily on my prick.

Within a few minutes we were shagging each other silly and I managed to keep going for quite a while.

We ended up doing each other in every position I’ve ever seen in sex manuals and in my massive collection of porn DVDs.

The problem is that I’m not as flexible as I was and ended up pulling a muscle, which has temporaril­y put me out of any bedroom action.

I’m worried that I might lose the little minx if I can’t keep up with her.

What do you think?

Dani says…

JS, Merseyside

GET yourself as fit as possible as quickly as possible. She sounds too good to lose.

I’M a 19-year-old fella who is going out with a gorgeous girl the same age as me.

She is 5ft 9ins and athletic, with a really great body.

The trouble is she won’t let me shag her because she says my cock is way too big. It’s 11 inches on the bonk.

Anyway, last week she invited me to stay over at her place.

Well, it’s not hers, she still lives with her mum and dad, so though I hoped she might relent, I didn’t expect to get the chance to give her one.

I was lying awake in the small hours in the spare bedroom, playing with my cock, when the door inched open and someone crept in.

The next thing I know I felt a pair of lips wrap around my stiff meat.

I was just about to blow my load when she twisted round and pushed her sopping wet pussy on my dick, taking every inch inside her.

I was in heaven as she rode me and I soon came inside her.

When the bedside light got switched on, it was my girlfriend’s mum!

I’ve boned her a few times since but I wonder how my girl would feel if she found out.

What do you think?

Dani says…

NOT too pleased, I reckon.

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