WORLD LOCKED DOWN LITTLE MIX JADE: I’M MISSING THE COCK IN LOCKDOWN!

POP stunna Jade Thirlwall is missing COCK most of all while in lockdown.

The Little Mix star has been self-isolating with two of her friends during the coronavirus pandemic and has revealed the one thing she’s missing about regular life is having sex.

Jade made the confession after revealing she made a PIE in the shape of a penis for her and her pals to munch on.

Jade said she had chosen the design because she wanted to create a pie sculpture of the thing she is missing most.

Speaking to BBC Radio One’s Scott Mills and Chris Stark, she said: “I love cooking a pie. It’s because it’s dead easy, I just buy the ready to roll.”

And when complimented by Scott on her penis pie, she added: “Thanks guys, really appreciate that.

“I’m here alone in the flat with two friends and we all decided to put what we were missing on the pie.”

Despite missing male genitals in her fragrant popstar vagina, Jade said last year she wasn’t “arsed” about finding a man to settle down with after splitting from rocker Jed Elliott in August.

Speaking about her hopes for 2020, she said: “I’m looking forward to showing the world more of the things that I’m passionate about.

“Me and the girls have got some really exciting projects coming up!

“Maybe I’ll find a man by then, but either way I’m not arsed.”

Jade previously explained that she and Jed had decided to split due to their hectic work schedules.

A source close to the duo insisted Jade and Jed would remain good friends, but that their relationship had simply “run its course”.

The insider said at the time of their split: “Jade and

DIRTY COOKER: Jade (with Jed prior to split) baked a penis pie

Jed have decided to end the relationship. There is honestly no big drama, it has just sadly run its course.

“They spent so much time apart, as Jed is on tour constantly in the USA with his band The Struts and obviously Jade is super busy with Little Mix promo – and about to start a massive LM5 Tour.

“The split is amicable and they remain mates.”

A GROUP of German doctors have posted naked selfies to draw attention to the shortage of protective equipment and clothing for healthcare workers.

The group Blanke Bedenken stripped to inform Germany’s health ministers that their calls over several months for more protective gear weren’t heard.

They said ‘when we run out of what little we have, we look like this’ – suggesting that going to work without PPE in the crisis is like being naked.

One GP said: “The nudity is a symbol of how vulnerable we are without protection.”

Members of the group said they felt at risk from coronavirus and doctors have repeatedly asked for more kit since the first cases of the bug in Germany in January.

Firms producing the equipment increased the amount but still didn’t meet demands.

Filter masks, goggles, gloves and aprons were frequently requested by medical practices, clinics and care homes – but they say their needs have barely been met.

The German action makes a mockery of UK leftists’ claim that it’s all the Tories fault that our medics don’t have enough protective equipment.