BBC GIRL’S GOLDEN SHOWER SHOCKER
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BBC News presenter Vicky Young set Twitter alight when she reported on the government’s plan to ease “water sports” out of coronavirus lockdown.
The Beeb’s chief political correspondent was summarising the government’s latest advice after Boris Johnson’s TV briefing on Sunday.
But she soon suffered the indignity of Twitter trolls who were quick to make her honest words seem tawdry and base.
Cambridge-educated Vicky wrote: “More exercise and leisure activities will be allowed in England from Wednesday, including tennis, golf and water sports with household members. Must socially distance. #coronavirus”
Sex
It was the “water sports” comment that got more creative tweeters thinking about golden showers – where couples enjoy weeing on each other during sex.
User Greg Charman asked: “Please explain social distancing while partaking in water sports with a family member” – followed by half a dozen laughing emojis.
And Poppleton Pink wrote: “Water sports? The escort industry will be delighted. How long til ‘hard play’ makes a welcome return too?”
Hard play is sexual activity that involves solid human waste.
Another commenter used emojis to spell out “golden shower”.
Others, like Angela Sharpe, were less naughty, saying: “So you can sleep with your partner but not share a canoe with them?”
Confusion has reigned over lockdown easing. First Secretary Dominic Raab said workers such as those on construction sites should return to work on Wednesday – two days later than the PM suggested less than 24 hours earlier.