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Nursery teacher’s bonking lesson on pub pool table

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Dear Bexie,

I’M a single dad of 28 and recently I moved house so I would be nearer my son’s nursery school. When I went to pick him up for the first time, I spotted one of his teachers in the playground. This woman was like something out of Love Island. I knew her from somewhere but couldn’t place her beautiful face... until I got home. She works in a pub I sometimes go to. This was my incentive to go out on a Friday night. When I arrived, there was only her serving behind the bar and a couple of blokes in the corner playing pool.

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I ordered a pint and propped up the bar for the night. Me and this teacher started chatting and got on like a house on fire.

Eventually the blokes left, so she told me to stay where I was and closed up early.

As soon as the door was locked, she walked slowly and sexily up to me and we began to kiss.

She then led me to the pool table and sat on it as we continued to kiss and fondle each other.

I unzipped my 10-incher and pulled her mouth toward it and she greedily sucked me off.

Just as my balls tightened, she pulled away and hitched up her skirt to reveal her wet pussy. I dived in and lapped away until her juices were running down my face.

She then guided my cock into her fanny and we shagged furiously until I exploded inside her.

She quickly worked me back to hardness and then ordered me to shag her doggy-style on the table.

I was like a man possessed as I pounded away for what seemed an age until we both climaxed.

There’s one problem. Her mum runs the nursery and she says if I don’t give them BOTH a good f**king she’ll get my son thrown out.

While she’s tasty, her mum is a bit old and wrinkly. What do I do?

HJ, London

Bexie says… Dear Bexie,

I HAVE been going out with my girlfriend for over two years, and for the last three months I have been shagging her sister as well.

She works at a pub and it started when we had a lock-in. I went to the bog and my bird’s sister followed me in and gave me one of the best blowjobs I’ve ever had.

We were all at a party a couple of weeks ago and I was giving her one from behind when my bird walked in.

She just smiled, told her sister to move, and then pushed me onto the bed and rode my knob until it ached. And her sis watched! Is this normal?

JD, Cumbria?

Bexie says…

NO, but it sounds great.

Dear Bexie,

MY wife is making me sick. I recently paid for a tit job for her to boost her confidence – and now she just can’t stop getting ’em out!

Before her operation she was just like a normal woman – shy, retiring, doing as she was told – but now it’s gone totally the other way.

She even told me to “get a life” the other day when I moaned about her doing a strip for the lads in our local darts team so she could show off her bigger boobs.

She now whips them out at every opportunit­y – in the garden, in the park, on the bus – and she’s always asking my pals to have a feel of them and tell her what they think.

I’m at my wit’s end now because she recently asked me if I wanted a threesome.

When I said I did, she told me to invite one of my mates around one night soon!

I thought she meant with one of her pals!

The thought of her acting like this is driving me bonkers.

What should I do? PJ, Birmingham

Bexie says…

TELL her straight what you expect from her – but get ready for a battle of wits. I think she’s just discovered her “other” side.

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