THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

Dear Bexie,

ME and my mate have just come back from a week in Magaluf and we’re both shagged out.

We bonked a different bird every night and could have bedded even more.

One evening we’d had a boozy session with lots of fit babes in a bar and were just about to leave when we were approached by two Swedish girls who dragged us off to their apartment for a sizzling four-in-a-bed session.

Another time me and my mate ended up in bed with a fat bird from Yorkshire who insisted on us taking her in both openings at the same time.

I love Magaluf – or “Mega Muff” – and plan going back later in the year.

Have you ever been there?

JS, Essex

Bexie says…

NO, but I’ll think about it.

Dear Bexie,

I’M in a right state. I think I may be turning gay and I don’t know what to do about it.

I’m just into my 30s and have had a couple of failed marriages. When I was out with a new pal the other night she took me to a lezza bar.

I’d never been to one before and it really opened my eyes. All these young women – some of them absolutely stunning – had me looking at them in a way I never thought possible.

I found myself entranced with one, who wore a lowcut T-shirt. She motioned towards the toilets and my heart raced as I took the plunge and decided to follow her.

Once inside, her tongue was down my throat as fast as her hand was down my pants, fingering my wet fanny.

Then we kissed passionately as I fiddled with her. Then she left without another word. Am I gay?

AS, Brighton

Bexie says…

MAYBE you’re bisexual. Why not try it again just to make sure?