GOOD NEWS GIRLS… FINGERING & WATCHING PORN0S MAKES WOMEN BETTER LOVERS!

LUCKY scientists spent months interviewing thousands of women about FINGERING.

The spawny bastards asked 2,433 women in the US and Hungary to complete a survey providing information about their sex lives.

They “discovered” the use of pornography does not appear to harm most women’s sexual functioning.

In fact, the study provides evidence that pornography use among women is associated with “several positive outcomes”.

Study author Sean McNabney, from Valparaiso University in Indiana, said:

“This work emerged from an ongoing project examining the relationship between masturbation and partnered sexual activity in women.

“For example, do reasons for masturbating and specific activities during masturbation transfer to partnered relationships, or are these distinct domains of sexual expression?

“In this study, we examined whether frequency of pornography use during masturbation can predict sexual response outcomes such as difficulty reaching orgasm, latency to orgasm, and orgasmic pleasure during both masturbation and partnered sex.”

Pornography use during masturbation was found to be more common among premenopausal women, women reporting persistent anxiety or depression, nonheterosexual women, women having two or more partners, and American women.

For masturbation, more frequent use of pornography was associated with less difficulty becoming aroused, less orgasmic difficulty, greater time to orgasm, greater orgasmic pleasure, and higher percent of time reaching orgasm.

For partnered sex, more frequent use of pornography was associated with less difficulty becoming aroused and greater time to orgasm – but was unrelated to the three other variables.

The results were published in the International Journal of Environmental Research and Public Health.

“In our regression models, more frequent pornography use was not associated with lower sexual responsivity,” McNabney said.

“In fact, pornography use during masturbation predicted greater ease becoming aroused during partnered sex.

“We also observed no association between pornography and sexual relationship satisfaction, suggesting that the latter is

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He concluded: “Thus, these findings challenge the common assumption that pornography is consistently harmful to partnered sexual relationships.”